Toddlers with Tatas

You could say, a little TLC goes a looooooong way. At least when referring to the television network, that is.

Tonight's episode of Toddler's & Tiaras hits a new low as one mom actually gives her daughter a C cup to perform a toddler tribute to Dolly Parton. I've heard of these so-called "pageant moms" waxing their kid's eyebrows, dying their hair and applied scads of makeup, but boobs...really? Is that what we've come to? It's not Halloween for another two months people!

Incase you forgot, TLC actually stands for "The Learning Channel." What exactly are we learning from watching little girls prance around in fake bobbies on stage, in front of a bunch of judges? Perhaps this will come in handy when they resort to stuffing their bras in high school? Or maybe this is just foreshadowing when a bunch of them enter the Miss America pageant, because you know how often these little beauties end up "making it" on their looks. Just sayin'.

Tune in tonight at 10pm EST on your own boob tube if you want to see for yourself.